A cabbie picks up a nun:added Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 10:39 AM

She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. 

He replies : "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you"

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and
have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I
would find offensive."

Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: 1) you have to be
single and you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, " Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"Ok" the nun says. " pull into the next alley. "

The nun fulfils the cab driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush.

When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's ok. My name's Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party."